The Dark Side of the Moon
It was a thursday night the plan was for me and LA Scumbag to meet and go to the hollywood bowl to see roger waters perform darkside of the moon. LA Scum made it into the show before i got there. Once arrived parking my drunk ass in the No hollywood bowl parking area i stumble my way up the hill to an area where i can sneak in. I climb over the fence and proceed to walk in and iam stopped by a security guard i ignore him and turn around and start heading back to the fence. Angry and drunk and hearing the music playing ... i made my way up the hillside climbing through branches and bushes i made it about half way up when i saw 2 shadows.
I wasnt sure about these 2 shadows i was drunk and out of breath so i observed them for a minute untill i noticed that they were also climbing up the side of this hill.
I continue on up the hill and catch up with these shadows it ends up being a group of 15 year old boys.
I spoke with them for a second once we made it to the top of this hill we were over looking the bowl from the top which ment i hiked up fucking far. Now the next step is getting in with out being detected.
There was a fence with old barb wire on it i made my way down with my 15 year old group of boys fallowing me since there were all too scared to go first as it was there first time doing this. I made it to the fence and with a small window of opportunity while a security guard had there back turned i hopped over this barb wire fence and I WAS IN.
Without a cellphone i was unable to just call LA SCUM so my next mission was to locate LA Scum out of a sold out 20,000 person show. To some this might seem impossible but with a few beers in me this seemed quite possible. I made my way from the top where all the pot heads are down all the way sneaking through various security to the private boxes up front. Still no LA SCUM I decide to cruise the beverage vendors to see if he was around there thats when i ran into a fellow who goes by Frodo Shalom.
Frodo Shalom had a cell phone and we made contact with scum. He was hanging out smoking various hash oils and marijuana buds in the exact area where i first hopped in with the dick head security. Unsure to myself about walking past the man who just kicked me out. Frodo Shalom told me to just go with him so i did walking past the man making direct eye contact as i walk past him with a look on my face of " i just fucked your mom"
I made my way to LA SCUM where i recharged my body with
some of the best marijuana smoke you could ever imagine. We made our way to the show seeing Roger waters play various pink floyd songs. Intermission came and we ran down to the beer truck being fallowed by various drunks to get to the front of the line before the mass crowd got there. We purchased a few 24 oz beers and frodo shalom ordered a 18$ sangria.
I stood to the side as LA SCUM began to ask people for ticket stubs so he could walk to the parking lot and take a leak as the bathroom line was huge. A married couple next to my declined LA Scums question with these are 1000$ tickets and LA Scum Replied with Well ill give you my shoe its worth a $1000 to me the guy replied No La scum them proceeds to offer my car keys as he points to me as iam a few feet away. They still say no and he says well i dont even know that guy and walks away. The couple dumbfounded begins to talk shit about LA Scum after they were done they ask me hey what do you think that guy wanted a ticket stub for anyway i said well i know that guy and he really did just want to take a piss. We dont need your tickets we dont even have tickets and we will sit just as close if not closer then you will. The husband starts to have small talk with me which i hate but at the end pulls in close and asks if i have a joint for sale i said no but i can sell you a bowl so i do the exchange under the pretense that i dont inform his wife of our transfer. He emptys out the end of his cigg and inserts a small bud into it and begins to smoke it unbenounced to his wife or the security guard shes chatting with. By this time LA Scum has made his way back from pissing i grab our beers and frodos fucking 18$ sangria and walk over to him as i walk into the middle of what appears to be a drug deal. A tall man with a ugly girl offers us mushrooms so we walk up into the darkness and exchange 20 $ and he in return gives us 7 grams of mushrooms he just kept giving us more and more. We make it to crowd pop in our mushrooms raw and chug em down with the beer and sangria.
Once the show started up again a few songs go by i have finished my 24 oz and have made it half way through frodos sangria which i think he has forgotten about at this point. The shrooms start to kick in as i can feel the body high and the carelessness of the shrooms and liquor combining into one Psycadellic machine. Once shrooming the greatest thing apears. A big Pink Pig the size of a large car. I wast sure what to expect of this pig as it made its way through the crowd but all i knew was this night was just beginning...
More Songs play the shrooms kick into full effect at this point were at the top of the hollywood bowl as iam attempting to light a charcole to smoke hash oil on. We smoke at the top offering it to various people and a fellow to LA Scum was talking to offered us Beer Hieneken keg cans to be exact. we all drank one round and then this guy kept pulling more and more out of his bag he said his bag was like a magic hat just put your hand in there and theres another one ready to come out. Me and LA Scum drink our 2nd keg can and give the man thanks and make our way down the side. Frodo Shalom Being the Jew he is decides to keep his 2nd keg can and take it home. We make our way to the private boxes running around with 20 other people trying to stay away from the security and there flash lights it looked like a scene strait out of Mrs PacMan running away from the ghosts.
Roger Waters Performs Dark side of the moon and Closes with Comfortably Numb which ends with the Classic Prism
And A wonderfull Flames and Fire Show which just looked amazing with the shrooms pumping through my blood stream.
The show lets out me and LA Scum depart from Frodo Shalom and his free beer. We decide were way to fucked up to be driving just yet so we decide to head down hollywood blvd. We stumble around catching tags and yelling at people. Grungy Joe is deffenetly More drunk then shrooming and LA SCUM is Deffenetly Shrooming More then being drunk. We make our way down hollywood blvd for some reason we have a band new roll of happy haunaka wrapping paper where this came from we dont know. We walk around through the different Sex shops on a mission to find Nos so we can do some balloons which seemed like a great idea. We go from shop to shop finally getting the cracker and the canisters all we needed now was balloons. We walk back to the bowl to get my car and drive towards Ralphs Supermarket. We arrive there i park my car sideways not only blocking handicap but also blocking the wheelchair entrance to the market as i send LA SCUM into get these balloons. He has trouble locating the balloons and has to break the lock and hop into the flower shop and take there balloons going through every drawr and shelf he finally finds a bag of 100 balloons he opens it takes a few and proceeds to check out they attempt to try to charge him for the whole bag of balloons at 79 cents a pop that adds up. LA Scum runs to my car he hops in and were off !
Driving towards my house on hollywood blvd we run into a car full of drunks who are hanging out the window screaming shit at my drunk and shrooming ass. I roll my window down turn down the music and say " HEY ARE YOU GUYS DRUNK" They respons with "FUCK YEA" I respond with " WELL IM ON MUSHROOMS " and scurve off. leaving them with the most dumbfounded look on there face.
We arrive at my place sitting down never felt so good as iam calming down and getting into the more calm stage of my trip. Filling up balloons that we had to try so hard to get . I take my hit and a few more tripping as Frodo Shalom Makes it to my house to pick up LA SCUMBAG to go up to his house to smoke more pot and hit more ballloons i go lay down in bed and as i lay there closing my eyes falling into my nothingness of mushrooms and weed liquor sangria and nos i come to the relization that iam feeling ironicly Comfortably Numb.
I wasnt sure about these 2 shadows i was drunk and out of breath so i observed them for a minute untill i noticed that they were also climbing up the side of this hill.
I continue on up the hill and catch up with these shadows it ends up being a group of 15 year old boys.
I spoke with them for a second once we made it to the top of this hill we were over looking the bowl from the top which ment i hiked up fucking far. Now the next step is getting in with out being detected.
There was a fence with old barb wire on it i made my way down with my 15 year old group of boys fallowing me since there were all too scared to go first as it was there first time doing this. I made it to the fence and with a small window of opportunity while a security guard had there back turned i hopped over this barb wire fence and I WAS IN.
Without a cellphone i was unable to just call LA SCUM so my next mission was to locate LA Scum out of a sold out 20,000 person show. To some this might seem impossible but with a few beers in me this seemed quite possible. I made my way from the top where all the pot heads are down all the way sneaking through various security to the private boxes up front. Still no LA SCUM I decide to cruise the beverage vendors to see if he was around there thats when i ran into a fellow who goes by Frodo Shalom.
Frodo Shalom had a cell phone and we made contact with scum. He was hanging out smoking various hash oils and marijuana buds in the exact area where i first hopped in with the dick head security. Unsure to myself about walking past the man who just kicked me out. Frodo Shalom told me to just go with him so i did walking past the man making direct eye contact as i walk past him with a look on my face of " i just fucked your mom"
I made my way to LA SCUM where i recharged my body with
some of the best marijuana smoke you could ever imagine. We made our way to the show seeing Roger waters play various pink floyd songs. Intermission came and we ran down to the beer truck being fallowed by various drunks to get to the front of the line before the mass crowd got there. We purchased a few 24 oz beers and frodo shalom ordered a 18$ sangria.
I stood to the side as LA SCUM began to ask people for ticket stubs so he could walk to the parking lot and take a leak as the bathroom line was huge. A married couple next to my declined LA Scums question with these are 1000$ tickets and LA Scum Replied with Well ill give you my shoe its worth a $1000 to me the guy replied No La scum them proceeds to offer my car keys as he points to me as iam a few feet away. They still say no and he says well i dont even know that guy and walks away. The couple dumbfounded begins to talk shit about LA Scum after they were done they ask me hey what do you think that guy wanted a ticket stub for anyway i said well i know that guy and he really did just want to take a piss. We dont need your tickets we dont even have tickets and we will sit just as close if not closer then you will. The husband starts to have small talk with me which i hate but at the end pulls in close and asks if i have a joint for sale i said no but i can sell you a bowl so i do the exchange under the pretense that i dont inform his wife of our transfer. He emptys out the end of his cigg and inserts a small bud into it and begins to smoke it unbenounced to his wife or the security guard shes chatting with. By this time LA Scum has made his way back from pissing i grab our beers and frodos fucking 18$ sangria and walk over to him as i walk into the middle of what appears to be a drug deal. A tall man with a ugly girl offers us mushrooms so we walk up into the darkness and exchange 20 $ and he in return gives us 7 grams of mushrooms he just kept giving us more and more. We make it to crowd pop in our mushrooms raw and chug em down with the beer and sangria.
Once the show started up again a few songs go by i have finished my 24 oz and have made it half way through frodos sangria which i think he has forgotten about at this point. The shrooms start to kick in as i can feel the body high and the carelessness of the shrooms and liquor combining into one Psycadellic machine. Once shrooming the greatest thing apears. A big Pink Pig the size of a large car. I wast sure what to expect of this pig as it made its way through the crowd but all i knew was this night was just beginning...
More Songs play the shrooms kick into full effect at this point were at the top of the hollywood bowl as iam attempting to light a charcole to smoke hash oil on. We smoke at the top offering it to various people and a fellow to LA Scum was talking to offered us Beer Hieneken keg cans to be exact. we all drank one round and then this guy kept pulling more and more out of his bag he said his bag was like a magic hat just put your hand in there and theres another one ready to come out. Me and LA Scum drink our 2nd keg can and give the man thanks and make our way down the side. Frodo Shalom Being the Jew he is decides to keep his 2nd keg can and take it home. We make our way to the private boxes running around with 20 other people trying to stay away from the security and there flash lights it looked like a scene strait out of Mrs PacMan running away from the ghosts.
Roger Waters Performs Dark side of the moon and Closes with Comfortably Numb which ends with the Classic Prism
And A wonderfull Flames and Fire Show which just looked amazing with the shrooms pumping through my blood stream.
The show lets out me and LA Scum depart from Frodo Shalom and his free beer. We decide were way to fucked up to be driving just yet so we decide to head down hollywood blvd. We stumble around catching tags and yelling at people. Grungy Joe is deffenetly More drunk then shrooming and LA SCUM is Deffenetly Shrooming More then being drunk. We make our way down hollywood blvd for some reason we have a band new roll of happy haunaka wrapping paper where this came from we dont know. We walk around through the different Sex shops on a mission to find Nos so we can do some balloons which seemed like a great idea. We go from shop to shop finally getting the cracker and the canisters all we needed now was balloons. We walk back to the bowl to get my car and drive towards Ralphs Supermarket. We arrive there i park my car sideways not only blocking handicap but also blocking the wheelchair entrance to the market as i send LA SCUM into get these balloons. He has trouble locating the balloons and has to break the lock and hop into the flower shop and take there balloons going through every drawr and shelf he finally finds a bag of 100 balloons he opens it takes a few and proceeds to check out they attempt to try to charge him for the whole bag of balloons at 79 cents a pop that adds up. LA Scum runs to my car he hops in and were off !
Driving towards my house on hollywood blvd we run into a car full of drunks who are hanging out the window screaming shit at my drunk and shrooming ass. I roll my window down turn down the music and say " HEY ARE YOU GUYS DRUNK" They respons with "FUCK YEA" I respond with " WELL IM ON MUSHROOMS " and scurve off. leaving them with the most dumbfounded look on there face.
We arrive at my place sitting down never felt so good as iam calming down and getting into the more calm stage of my trip. Filling up balloons that we had to try so hard to get . I take my hit and a few more tripping as Frodo Shalom Makes it to my house to pick up LA SCUMBAG to go up to his house to smoke more pot and hit more ballloons i go lay down in bed and as i lay there closing my eyes falling into my nothingness of mushrooms and weed liquor sangria and nos i come to the relization that iam feeling ironicly Comfortably Numb.
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